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the mole paradox lies herein:
The mole is an incredibly cute furry animal that fills you with unbridled joy and makes you want to JUST eat it up.
The mole on a human being is a sign of disability, retardation, and witchcraft and induces vomiting. Hence the paradox lies in the conflict of emotion upon encountering examples of each of the aforementioned articles.
At the zoo I saw a girl petting a cute little mole, however, she had a huge mole square in the middle of her forehead, so I was faced with the mole paradox. I puked, and then I ate it.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 06, 2010

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