| 1. | breaking the law | ||
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Judas Priest's most popular song; the theme song for masturbation. Patrick's Mom- "PATRICK WE'RE HOME!"
Patrick's Dad- "Where is patrick?" (the intro to breaking the law is heard up in Patrick's room) Patrick's Mom- "OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!" |
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| 2. | the hippo song | ||
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the hippo song is a sound during any sexual activity, but sounds like a hippo being violently slaughtered. when joe beats off he sings the hippo song, and the neighbors are beggining to complain.
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| 3. | Masturbation Nation | ||
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it's the use of pretty and/or sexy people to induce the public into an idiot stare and ignore the big important problems that affect their lives. The viewers get orgasmic from what they see. Television, newspapers, Internet articles, magazines and other outlets often use pictures of beautiful people to promote ideas and to sell products. Now in articles concerning lovely stars on the Net people put on comments like cougar, MILF, I'd do her or I'd hit it etc. TV news, movies, music and other means of entertainment often use women who have sex appeal but no intelligence to manipulate your fantasies. Examples: more...
1. I was in a bar and the TV (set on MTV2) played a Spice Girls video. All the other guys gawked at it even though the Girls had no musicality whatsoever and the song was crap |
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| 4. | GMS | ||
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A generic masturbation song. My GMS is the mario theme song.
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| 5. | Lemmings on the Run | ||
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A song by E-rotic, often considered the best ever created. Right before I ejaculate I always think "We roll like lemmings on the run"
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| 6. | rubbing the elf | ||
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Female Masturbation
Also a Diesel Boy song ann likes to play with herself
she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf she don't need a man they don't understand all she needs is her right hand |
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| 7. | jabber stabber | ||
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Jabber Stabber (A Verb) describes a woman fingering herself until orgasmn in a goofy fashion. This may include fingering herself while whistling the song "Whistle While You Work" or fingering herself while dancing the hora. A man can also "jabberstab" a woman as well but he needs to do something equally goofy at that same time such as voting for George Bush whilst fingering. "Did you hear LaTanya jabber stabber herself in the park last week?? That bitch straight up fingered herself while Christmas caroling in July. What a goofy bitch!!!"
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