The keyboard bandits originated in a small public high school in Adelaide, and only grew bigger from there...more...
An incident of a keyboard being stolen, soon escalated into a joke as the police were brought in and many students were questioned and suspended.
However, the students that weren't involved in the original keyboard heist, soon contributed by starting a keyboard_bandit MySpace page. Teachers of this high school also used MySpace, and when they found out about the profile, put an end to it. But the question remained, who was this keyboard bandit?
All the photos of the keyboard bandit in action (drilling holes into a keyboard similar to that which was stolen, reversing over it with a van, many other forms of keyboardtastic torture...) wore a white helmet to cover their face.
The original members of the Keyboard bandits were silenced by the high school, but not forgotten as more members joined, determined to bring back justice and defend "freedom of speech". Also, some just had a sadistic keyboard fetish.
What the school may not know is that the Keyboard_bandits still live on and continue in the keyboard terrorism, in an underground manner.
You have to ask yourself, is your keyboard safe?
a nerd who enjoys to play the keyboard whether it is their or not, like someone who plays the air guitar a keyboard nerd plays the air keyboard
wow man check ross out the keyboard nerd
whenever you sit at the computer and you know the keyboard is gone, yet you still reach for it.
my mom hid the keyboard from me and all day i had phantom keyboard
|4.||The Keyboard Mash|
The greatest possible expression of frustration short of bestial snarling.
Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.
The Keyboard Mash in use:
"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"
The keyboard spaz is not to be questioned. It just is. Much like the repeating "asdf," it's an all-purpose expression. To question it is to defeat its very purpose. The purpose being a special form of non-verbal communication. It can convey feelings of any kind.more...
The "asdfkasjdf;lakjsdfkjasdf" is a means of expressing one's self in ways that words cannot; especially over the internet in which words and exclamation points only hold so much meaning. As it is written in chapter three of Ecclesiastes that "there is a time for everything," there is also a time for the keyboard spaz.
In short, the meaning of the keyboard spaz is specific to its use/context, but its true meaning is far more profound. It is a communication between sender and receiver in which the receiver effortlessly intuits the intended meaning. This sacred form of communication runs deep in the intuitive connection between two like-minded people.
|6.||Diarrhea of the Keyboard|
Uncontrollable rambling via internet - email, blog, instant message, etc. Spin-off of the original phrase "diarrhea of the mouth."
The compulsive blogger suffered a severe case of diarrhea of the keyboard.
A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.
dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.