A mythical creature only known to be seen whilst blackout. Opulence, he has it.
Characteristics of The Kemal:
-Yells "Get off me!" at random intervals
-Throw bricks through random houses
-Pees down stairs with no regard
-Known to consume roommates food
-Attracts Kappas like a....
-Horrified by microwaved hotdogs
-Addicted to candy
-Knows how to use a satellite radio
Known Whereabouts (in this order):
-Pcaf
-His bed
-In any field howling at the moon
-Playin 2k and kickin raps all day, by the lake, smokin tree til he collapse in broad day
Characteristics of The Kemal:
-Yells "Get off me!" at random intervals
-Throw bricks through random houses
-Pees down stairs with no regard
-Known to consume roommates food
-Attracts Kappas like a....
-Horrified by microwaved hotdogs
-Addicted to candy
-Knows how to use a satellite radio
Known Whereabouts (in this order):
-Pcaf
-His bed
-In any field howling at the moon
-Playin 2k and kickin raps all day, by the lake, smokin tree til he collapse in broad day
"I drink to black out" - The Kemal
"Are you sure it was me? I don't remember any of that." - The Kemal
"Are you sure it was me? I don't remember any of that." - The Kemal
by Erka Turka April 7, 2011
He is very attactive and funny.
He has big bunda.
He is everyone friend and is loyal and will never give you up.
He has big bunda.
He is everyone friend and is loyal and will never give you up.
Kemal is leng
by Xx_latisha January 19, 2021
Kemal's are the most funny guys in the world that you'll ever gonna meet. They are caring, sexy, charming, cute and as we said they are fucking funny. They ussualy have small penis but they have big heart for sure. They are tall and handsome as hell. In bed, they are like tigers, they bite. If you ever meet with Kemal dom't let him go
by heleen31 November 21, 2021
Kemal... Ofc he's a celebrity, he has weird sense of humor (kinda same w me) some of his typa humors are like maling pangsit, pristel cat, people wearing suits in cinema, etc. Also, he likes cat and listening to some music. His existence is a missouri for me, cus i never find someone like him b4. Overall, i like him a lot cus he's interesting, intelligence & funi. Maybe he dunno that he has a lotta girl crushin on him. Thats all. Thanks me latah.
Kemalala kemalala kemala savesta ni-uh talkin crazy we gon hit him with his chesta ooo nananana savesta
by 🙏🙏🙏123 June 30, 2022
by Xx_Life January 19, 2020
1. Especially watching sports events, a sense of the current situation to believe that the positive results.
Watching football match
a. You should also take legs
b. Why?
a. Because they have made kemal. At first (cross-legged while) we scored. Now you can have goals again, do it again.
a. You should also take legs
b. Why?
a. Because they have made kemal. At first (cross-legged while) we scored. Now you can have goals again, do it again.
by sokrates April 17, 2013