Top Definition
to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......

to later use as a booty call
HER:did you kelly ditch me?....

YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....

thus performin the kelly ditch
by caspertyme May 02, 2010

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