"Julian did you see that battle hog up there at the bar?"

"Dude I just came from Walmart and I saw a pack of battle hogs fighting over the last bottle of diet coke!"

Faiz: I spent a good half-hour typing out an argument for nothing, because someone used Ad Graminum and pointed out my "your" that should have been "you're".

Julian: You deserved that.

Brian: The Lakers are fundamentally a much better team, they're offense is-
Julian: HA! "THEIR"!
Brian: Fuck you.

Julian : I rolled it so I light it

Fool: Thats some stupid shit

Julian: Rollers Respect bitch

Rollers Respect is not going to stop till the logo is on rose cold chains

"Hey Mike, how is Julian Wellsworth VI in the a capella group, president of his frat, president of the student body, vice president of the honors society, the star runningback, and the winner of the Pulitzer Prize this year, while still being an asshole and a giant douche?"

"I don't know. I guess he has Thacker syndrome."

Julian: Oh great now the cops are here..
Bubbles: I can't go to jail, what about my kiddies.
Ricky: Another phenomical plan Julian.

Marcum said we needed to keep us on a blank basis because he was in a relationship.

I talked to Julian last night and told him if we were going to talk at all it needed to be kept on a blank basis.. I hope he doesn't take it the wrong way.

"A blank basis would be better for both of us," Carmen said.

Julian: What about you love where are you from. Wait, let me guess, Frankston?

Chas: I had to do a gig in Adelaide the other day. Man it's like Frankston with churches!