The best Pixar movie ever, and the best movie of 2008.
"It was good, but it was no WALL-E."
i.e. The Dark Knight, "It was okay, but massively overrated and not nearly as good as WALL-E."
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system refers to a fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love, accompanied by life love devotion (if the man so desires). The D.E.N.N.I.S. system was made popular by Dennis Reynolds, a fictional character from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The system, although original in name, is similar to "The Effect," which also goes by the separate name "DJGorbeism," popularized by D.J.G. When one engages in "the effect" they are "IN EFFECT."
D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely
The way to win any girl's heart.
Example of the D.E.N.N.I.S System/In Effect
Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza."
Dennis, "You're the one that is good."
|31.||The M.A.C. System|
The M.A.C. System refers to a remarkably simple system that every male puts into effect at one time or another. The M.A.C. stands for:
In short, once one of your friends is done or broken up with a girl, you silently move in to support the girl in her time of dire need. Crushed and heartbroken, the girl will talk incessantly, but will eventually open up sexually. It can be noted that this system requires almost minimal effort and simply nodding and listening works, combined with a few hugs.
The M.A.C. System was made popular by Mac, a fictional character from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. His system is highly underrated and deserves as much attention as the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.
Dennis: "What is this swooping in business?"
Mac: "Oh that's my system,The MAC: Move in After Completion. I wait til you're done with them and then I swoop in, give them a shoulder to cry on, then we hump."
Dennis: "You've been humping these girls after I'm done with them?"
Mac: "Oh yeah dude! I'm swimming in your wake."
Robert: "Hey, Charlie, you get laid this weekend?"
Charlie: "Yeah, Mike broke up with Holly on Thursday so I used The M.A.C. System on her and we made sweet, passionate love."
Robert: "No kidding? Bump it."
The act of having a girl sit on her hand for 20 minutes till her hand goes numb. She then proceeds to jerk you off. (i.e. a stranger from a stranger)
That bitch Shelly gave me The Specter last night, and it made my penis go "huh."
A sexual act involving multiple guys and a gay club, the act requires 4 males they all fuck each other in the ass, and then give each other enemas and eat a whole box of ex lax at once this results in a uncontrollable bowel movement in which all 4 partners shit uncontrollably on each other.
i went up to the twist the other night, and i seen 4 dudes doing "the edward" shit was nasty!
|34.||Chasing the mermaid|
The practice of buying two coffees, especially a combination of one small, speciality coffee drink (i.e. "tall skinny vanilla latte") and one large, plain black coffee, with the intent of quickly ingesting (i.e. chugging) the flavored specialty drink for the quick caffeine jolt and then using the larger coffee as a methadone supplement to maintain the caffeine high.
Man, Hart has two Starbucks cups at his desk and he's really jittery, I think he's been chasing the mermaid again.
similar to the situation, mike sorentio, the solution refers to a man or men that isn't just the man or the answer he is the total package, the solution. Not only is said person or persons well endowed, have perfect hair and a craving for the richest things in life (i.e. grading papers, pleasuring women, and fighting crime) he also is a man of much wealth fortune and insight (usually not a women)
Mike Sorentio may be the Situation, but Chuck Norris is the solution.
Pat Hayes' perfect parted hair is nothing short of solution to life's baldness.