an high school in new jersey that has about 20 students but each one of them is a perpetually stoned lesbian. the school gained media attention when the principal's age was discovered to date back to the cretaceous period. expect for the people there to take obnoxious amounts of pictures of the 10 of them partying together and suffocate your mini-feed with them. the available majors are: pot smoking, pretentiousness, lesbianism, american apparel, and loneliness.

A middle and high school located in Hoboken New Jersey, for the rich and socially retarded. It pretends to be for the gifted which is a pretense that it manages to pass off to the parents of these unfortunate students by giving massive amounts of homework that one would not wish upon a murder convict. The high school is full of annoying preppy assholes who manage to convince themselves they're cool by smoking massive amounts of pot.

The Hudson School is a school solely designed for communists that despise the rest of the world and need a safe haven to reside in while not arguing with the rest of the world. The entire curriculum circulates around the teaching of arguing against all things non-communist. They accept only brainwashable freaks that are patriots of communism. The hired teachers are for the most part people who have been unsuccessful with their own endeavors of communism and have wish to pass their knowledge on to their young counterparts.