Top Definition
a morning ritual wherein a furry individual presents his or her anus to a second party who is sleeping soundly. Should the second party fail to arise, the "house catter" firmly presses his or her crusty anus against the nose and/or mouth of the recipient. Masturbation on the part of the catter is optional but encouraged.
"My butt is mad crusty today man; do you think Joe'd be into the house cat?"
by emmerbembu September 29, 2011

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