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You're standing with your cock out, your girl's on her knees in front of you. Just as she's about to put your dick in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and pull it over her head, thus thrusting your wang into her mouth!
"She was just about to blow me, and I gave her the hockey jersey!"
by Terry Koch February 02, 2007
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.
"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"
by Terry Koch February 01, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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