| 1. | Gusinator | ||
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An English Bulldog, Gus, of such great gravitas and strength of will, that he became known as "the Gusinator." Gusinator basked in the praise of all who beheld his greatness.
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| 2. | lil bitch | ||
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1) someone that complains like a little whiny baby when asked to do simple things like go to lunch 10 min away on the f#$@% subway. 2) Tech Guys, Sales Guys and Anyone not in finance (Usually non American citizens) Richard: "Hey You all want to go to china town for some good Vietnamese food?"
Sales Guy/Tech Guy/Fashionista:"No thanks ..let's go local. It's Wednesday. We can go there Friday." (lil bandit emoticon) John: "Stop being a LIL BITCH...i am going without y'all." Gusman: "is it free?" The stock is up! Charles: "Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? " Lunch still happening at 12:30 for non LIL BITCHES |
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| 3. | Sweat | ||
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An alternative to the over used word of sweet "Man I just got a new car"
"Sweat" |
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| 4. | free | ||
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A mirage that doesn't exist and ALWAYS surprises its victims with hidden strings attached. GUSMAN: "Hey Charles, Tyna... come over to our office for FREE lunch"
CHARLES & TYNA: "Are you sure..Just a simple free lunch, no catch??" GUSMAN: "Ya guys, come save your money, FREE tacos and sliders and shit" CHARLES: "Cool on the way ...yesss" ---Charles proceeds to ride his SUPER EUROPEAN BIKE along side Tyna walking over to Gusman's office in 110 degree weather....only to find that they have walked into a room of 50 people (awkward) sitting in a 2 hour open ended Q&A session with a bunch of other douchebags (whilst lunch gets cold on table...)"---- CHARLES: SHEEEIIT GUSMAN, WTF, I woulda bought chipotle if I knew this was the deal...Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiittttt. TYNA: FUCKING GUSMAN, I have the world's smallest stomach and I almost died of starvation...your such a fucking Charles sometimes. |
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