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The gooner is a garden gnome who rides a tricycle that has written on the side of his tricycle "Goon Tyke". He also has a hook on the end of his tricycle so he can tow vehicles off and almost forgot to mention he has a horn in the shape of a flower on the front of his tricycle.He rides up in your neighborhood with his buddy, a metal lawn chair, with him and steals your next door neighbor's vehicle while screaming "goon tyke" at the top of his lungs. The gooner loves a boy named Cody Montgomery and when he sees him again he is going to rape him anally.
The gooner is about to ride up in your neighborhood in his pimpin tricycle.
by The Goon Tyke January 02, 2011

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