While hanging out with friends, secretly get the goat out and then sit on a friend's lap. Used in penis showing game.
Taylor: "Lets go hang out with some females"
Evan: "no, i want to lay on the couch and play call of duty"
Taylor: (with the goat out, and sitting on evan) "THE GLOAT"
Evan: "WTF MAN!?!?! your F'ing nasty!!!"