Top Definition
someone who has herpes. hence, the gift that keeps on giving.
watch out for girl, she's got the gift.
by pauliesatx August 09, 2006
named for its creator, a deep, penetrating ass-grab that often includes portions of the grundle and/or vagina
Last night, I saw Gifty administer the gift to at least four different people.


Nothing can clear out a party faster than an asshole who is creeping around giving the gift.


One of these days, Keith is going to get arrested or killed for giving the gift to the wrong chick.
by DeezEnUTees April 17, 2007
Pronunciation: 'gift
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give

1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient
1 : "Oh man, I just recieved THE GIFT today, I took a heinous dump and went to wipe what I thought would be a shitty ass and I was clean. God has been good to me."

2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."
by SRS December 01, 2004
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