a condition that straight men contract when discussing things of a sexual nature concerning other men in a possible attempt to be funny, but the listener isn't quite sure.
Guy one to guy two: "I just wish he had big tits, and was bouncing on top of me."
Listener: "He has the ghey too?"
"DID YOU SEE THE GHEYS LAST NIGHT? JEZUS CRASS WHAT WAS BFLO
1.A virus which makes men, women, children, and even some animals gay.
2.A virus which was originated when a band of gay gorrillas raped a human named Jota-P.
3. An air born virus that effects people and turns them gay
Lance: Hey, did you hear that JP caught the ghey
Mark: Oh no I will make sure to stay away from him.