| 1. | feel the force | ||
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when you ask your friends to stand back as you are about to unleash your force, which may or may not be a party trick, fart, burp, etc stand back guys, you've been warned, feel the force,
uggggg, what crawled up your arse and died? |
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| 2. | Force job | ||
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1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates. 2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay. 3.The most important move a female Padawan should know. 4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off. I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side. When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her. 'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda 'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a sexy female Jedi |
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Force job 1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates. 2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay. 3.The most important move a female Padawan should know. 4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off. I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side. When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her. 'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda 'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a ravishingly sexy female Jedi. |
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| 4. | Ben Skywalker | ||
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This is a term commonly used to describe one of those fans of Star Wars who has absolutely no grip on reality.
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This may or may not be because of Star Wars. Other influences may include drugs, upbringing, and general stupidity. You can spot a Ben Skywalker by how they argue. If arguments tend to devolve into something like this: "I think you are wrong because your opinion is unfounded and completely lacks evidence!" "May the force be with you!" You are probably arguing with a Ben Skywalker. Ben Skywalkers tend to have little or no common sense, and are unwelcome just about wherever they go. Other than being obnoxious fanboys, they are extremely opinionated, and love to start pointless arguments about the molecular components of the Millennium Falcon's warp drive. They constantly complain about nobody responding to their e-mails or Private Messages, are just LOOKING for perma-bans at any intellectual forum, and are a general nuisance. If you see a Ben Skywalker, prepare to either run or suffer a massive IQ drop. |
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| 5. | The Empire Strikes Back | ||
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (also known as The Empire Strikes Back) is a 1980 American epic space opera film directed by Irvin Kershner and written by Leigh Brackett and Lawrence Kasdan, with George Lucas writing the film's story and serving as executive producer.
The film is set three years after the original Star Wars.The Galactic Empire, under the leadership of Darth Vader, is in pursuit of Luke Skywalker and the rest of the Rebel Alliance. While Darth Vader maintains his pursuit of the Rebels across the galaxy,Luke Skywalker begins his study of the Force under Jedi Grand Master Yoda. But when Darth Vader captures Luke's friends,Luke must decide whether to complete his training and become a full Jedi Knight or to confront Darth Vader and save his friends. The Empire Strikes Back:
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(first title cards) Title card/crawl: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... Title card/crawl: It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy. Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth. The evil lord Darth Vader, obsessed with finding young Skywalker, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space... Admiral Piett:"Lord Vader, our ships have completed their scan of the area and found nothing. If the Millennium Falcon went into light-speed, it'll be on the other side of the galaxy by now." Darth Vader:"Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along their last known trajectory." Admiral Piett:"Yes, my Lord. We'll find them." Darth Vader:"Don't fail me again, Admiral." Luke:"There's something not right here... I feel cold. Death." Yoda:(points to a cave opening beneath a large tree) "That place... is strong with the dark side of the Force. A domain of evil it is. In you must go." Luke:"What's in there?" Yoda:"Only what you take with you." Darth Vader:"There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations." Boba Fett:"As you wish." |
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| 6. | force | ||
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An energy field created by all
living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us, it binds the galaxy together. "The Force is strong with this one."
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| 7. | pimp force | ||
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The invisible force present in all corners of the world, with which pimp's gain their power. There is a light side and a dark side and a light side, hardcroe pimps use them, and softcore pimps use them. However, only hardcore pimps have mastered them both and use them accordingly to maintin their rule over their bitches and hoes. The pimp force is strong with this one! Jizzle fa shizzle up my nizzle for pimp fizzle, represent the Bridgewater.
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