Notorious child rapist who plagued the greater Milwaukee area in the 1950's. 'Fonzie' generally targeted teemage highschool girls,who he seduced and or drugged their milkshakes before taking them back to his garage or his small surburban dwelling. Once there he was purported to force himself on the girls violently, with any resistance being met with a forceful 'Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!' or 'I'm the Fonz' or most luridly 'Sit On It.'
Fonzarelli despite being clearly in his late thirtieswhen he began and early forties by the time he was apprehended apparently had little difficulty blending in and wore a leather jacket and jeans.
When he was apprehended his shocked landlord a Mrs.Marion Cunningham said she was shocked and that 'he was such a nice quiet boy.' The Fonz is currently serving fourteen straight twenty year jail terms forhis crimes.
The Fonz:Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!Sit on it, I'm The Fonz.
hooker: i'm having you're baby.
Richie: Hey Fonz how-
Fonz: Oh shut the fuck up. erm. i mean "Ayyy"
(The Fonz) "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You are too cool man too cool"