| 1. | Like the Fist of an Angry God | ||
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To fuck a hot girl with incredible force, it would be like hitting her with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God". OMG, that chick is so hot, I would hit it Like The Fist of An Angry God.
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| 2. | like the fist of an angry cod | ||
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Similar to "like the fist of an angry god" (To fuck an attractive girl or boy with incredible force, it would be like hitting her or him with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God"), but substituting cod and god because they sound alike. Originally created from the LiveJournal Community "Fandom_Secrets" by someone misreading the aforementioned term. "I'd hit Anthony Bourdain like the fist of an angry cod!"
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| 3. | Fist of an angry god | ||
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What I was gonna pound her like. "Oh man, her ass was so fine in those jeans. I was gonna pound her like the fist of an angry god!"
"Whatever you say, Mr. Three-pump-cum. I heard your last 'smiting' Saturday night through the bedroom wall." |
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| 4. | K-19 the Widowmaker | ||
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A traditional courtship practice, between prospective a prospective suitor and his would be mate. The female party in the relationship sits on a bed, and puts her legs behind her head, thereby exposing her " winking brown eye". The suitor strips down naked, and stands across the rooms. On the count of three, he sprints towards the lady, with the attempt of bullseyeing her anus, to achieve balls deep penetration of mythical proportions. Unfortunately, if not successful, this practice usually leads to death. Lawyer: "Don't you find it odd, that Mrs.Hall took out a $10,000,000 life insurance policy on her husband, THE VERY DAY before asking him to perform a "K-19 the Widowmaker" on her???"
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| 5. | i'd hit that | ||
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The statement one makes when one sees a burning beacon of raw sexuality or other similarly attractive object to which they would gladly administer a sound fucking. *fine piece of ass walks by*
Slavering horny adolescent male 1: I'd hit that. SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god. SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England. SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick. SHAM 1-3: *glare* |
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| 6. | 4 chan | ||
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A site that shall be around for the rest of existence. It is filled with everything imaginable you would see in this awfull world and...the unimaginable. If you like Hentai, random pictures, hot chicks, ugly chicks, people stuffing their wangs into skulls from the catacombs, or anything else different from your daily life, this is the site for you.
"Holy shit! I saw the most fucked up shit on 4 chan today!'
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| 7. | Genital Thwarts | ||
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The act of interfering with someone trying to hook up, get some action, or generally get in the way of some play. The aftermath of being cock blocked. "I was totally going to hit that with the fist of an angry god, but then she had to leave when her drunk friend got thrown out, leaving me with Genital Thwarts."
"Her ex-boyfriend never gets any action when she is around, because of her Genital Thwarts." |
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