| 1. | fish hook freddie | ||
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when your doing a girl from behind, you pull out stick both pointer fingers in her butt and then give her a double fish hook. yesterday, i was at ashleys and while we were going at it i gave her the fish hook freddie.
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| 2. | Monkey Foot Fish Hook | ||
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Similar to the fish hook except you need to be having intercourse in the wonton wheel barrow position in reverse. Then you stick your foot in her mouth and grab her cheek with your toes like a monkey. Aaron gave Tara a monkey foot fish hook
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| 3. | whale hook | ||
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The opposite of the fish hook and is performed after harpooning a whale. This usually involves the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol and hoping that no one actually saw the whale you brought home that night. When getting head from a fat chick while she's in front of you on all fours, you reach over her back and hook your finger in her ass and pull. This can be both degrading and painful. This is not something to be performed by an amateur as it's a complex maneuver considering how fat the whale is. If timed correctly, it can serve a dual purpose by forcing the whale to swallow your entire load of stoo. Performed properly, your meat is deep down her throat so she is in essence "hooked" at both ends and can't move and must take it all down while gagging. Performing the whale hook may also ensure you'll never have to worry about the whale calling you up one night and asking if you want to go on a date. Jeff: Holy crap dude, that was one helluva whale you landed last night. Did you end up giving her the whale hook ?
Me: I don't know what you mean, I was serving your sister some stoo last night. |
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| 4. | San Francisco Fish Hook | ||
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When a person shoves their index finger all the way up the other person's ass and curls it in a "come hither" motion, resembling a fish hook. The Hooker then lifts the Hookee by the hook in their ass, suspending them like the Golden Gate Bridge by their asshole. Bill thought he was getting a prostate exam, but was surprised by the doctor's unprofessionalism when it turned out to be a San Francisco Fish Hook instead.
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| 5. | rusty fish hook | ||
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you stick your finger in your own butthole, and then walk up to your victim and put the the same finger (in the shape of a fish hook) into their mouth and the inside of their cheek. Then pull like you are catching a fish. He pissed you off? Give that dude a rusty fish hook!
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| 6. | Orbital Fish Hook | ||
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The orbital fish hook is a predecessor to the normal fish hook used on your girl while having sex. Since the jaw is soft, pliable, and bound to tear eventually. You hook your finger inside the orbital bone of the eye to make sure you have a proper hold during coitus. If the jaw rips she is scarred forever but the orbital bone will stand the test of time. My girl and I were doing it doggy style last night and right as I started banging her real hard I reached up and obtained the orbital fish hook... it was a little uncomfortable at first but after she saw the beauty of not having to worrying about her jaw ripping she really dug it.
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| 7. | fish hook | ||
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Fish hook- a sexual manoevre in which one person uses a finger or a thumb to form a crudely improvised hook inside the orrifice of another, followed by exerting an outward, stretching pressure on said orrifice. "Dude, I was in the heat of the moment and I fish hooked my Mrs...didn't she get upset with me! "
"Stick that thumb in my mouth and fish hook me big boy!" |
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