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The Federal Reserve System. The Chairman of The Fed is Alan Greenspan, the most powerful man in the world. Alan Greenspan HATES The Stock Market and gets great pleasure from making ambiguous statements during Senate hearings that throw The Market into a tizzy.

The Fed is responsible for regulating the monetary policy and interest rates for The United States.

When Alan Greenspan twitches his nose the wrong way, Wall Street contorts, sometimes violently, plunging at 64 feet per second.
My 401K is now a 201K, Thanks, Al!
by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004
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Shows up after four stars.
Oh shit, I shouldn't have blown up all those Crown Vics. Now the fed is after my ass!
by Hablacraja June 17, 2004
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Short for the Federal Reserve Bank, A PRIVATE COMPANY which creates money out of thin air and loans said money to the US Government at interest.
by Aeolian December 25, 2009
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the feddrugs
The feds are going to rush the drug bust tonight
by alyssa June 15, 2004
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the fedinternet
In economics, short for the Federal Reserve Bank, a government institution which oversees monetary policy and banking. www.federalreserve.gov on the web.

As such, a horrifyingly boring subject to study at length.
The Fed is expected to raise interest rates at the end of the month.
by lousypunk June 17, 2004
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the feddrugs
"shit the feds r cumin run!"
by spider June 17, 2004
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Foster City, Ca aka the federal city The Origin of the real pimps,playas, n huslahs. F*A*B* original city True OG were born and rasied in the fed, most ruthless niggas out there
the fed is the itty bitty city by the water
by f*a*b* April 14, 2008
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