The all-inclusive directory for the modren age
It has gone on to replace oldschool methods like the phone book and the yellow pages and other nonsense like that.
-Hey Garry, you know Jenny right? Do you know where I can find her?
-Nah, just look her up in the facepages
- But Judge, how did the rapist find her home address?
- Well, she was listed in the facepages
The cops broke into the man's house and arrested him after looking through the facepages