Top Definition
The all-inclusive directory for the modren age

It has gone on to replace oldschool methods like the phone book and the yellow pages and other nonsense like that.
Ex.1

-Hey Garry, you know Jenny right? Do you know where I can find her?
-Nah, just look her up in the facepages

Ex.2

- But Judge, how did the rapist find her home address?
- Well, she was listed in the facepages

Ex.3

The cops broke into the man's house and arrested him after looking through the facepages
by kidneyswap January 30, 2011

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