| 1. | The Ex-Girlfriend Effect | ||
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When a girl makes very noticeable changes to her appearance (ex. dying or cutting her hair, wearing particularly sexy clothes) before meeting up with her ex-boyfriend - who is usually the one who left her - a short period of time after the break up to "grab a coffee" or "get her stuff back". This is supposed to have the effect of a shock for the guy, who feels like he's already missed out on a lot and like she's doing great and moving on without him. The goal is to make him ultimately regret his decision. We were supposed to go to a cafe today to "talk about it", but I bailed because I want Sarah to dye my hair before the next time he sees me, so that the Ex-Girlfriend Effect is be complete.
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| 2. | yo yo effect | ||
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yo yo effect (n) - the action of a girl or boy from a past realationship toying with your emotions. Sending signals that they want you back and suddenly being very cold to you off and on. Sort of keeping you as a back up if their current realationship or intrest fails My ex girlfriend is pulling a yo yo effect on me.
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| 3. | sitting on the pity potty | ||
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Is the process in which one goes through to receive attention and/or sympathy depending on the degree of drama one uses to achieve desired effect. Used as a form of manipulation. This process usually takes place at a party or gathering of some sort. It is performed by a drama queen or girl who feels threatened by: 1. Another female. 2. Boyfriends’ ex-girlfriend, also at the gathering. The first step in the process is pretending to feel sick. Second announces, “I am going to the bathroom.” She waits in the bathroom to see how long it takes for someone to miss her-preferably her boyfriend. While sitting on the pity potty the pity potty sitter will: 1. Feel sorry for herself. 2. Begin to question her relationships with the boyfriend and friends, also at the party. 3. Be fueled by jealously. 4. Possibly become paranoid more...
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| 4. | Balrog | ||
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noun. a nickname given to an ex girlfriend, usually one who prefers smoking over a relationship and gets around. a balrog will typically separate you from your best friends and xbox live buddies when she wants to talk, hence forth ending your massive custom game of Halo that you worked hard to build. a balrog also tries to be "scene" but fails to do so when it's hard for it to lose 250 pounds. a balrog cannot retain a boyfriend in the area, therefore it looks online and finds imbiciles looking for desperate measures and traps them in an online relationship. a balrog usually uses pictures of its face rather than lard body to attract guys. a common way to scare off a balrog is by speaking of AP classes or other future goals or anything sophisticated. doing so will result in the same effect as sprinkling salt on a slug PhillipVassel: How's the ex?
Humpcatter16: Oh, the balrog? Who cares? It's over man. Let's start up a game of Halo. PhillipVassel: Great to have you back man. |
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| 5. | Tyler Moore Effect | ||
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The increasing interest in posting nudes,sexting,and nudes theft for public publishing on a computer or website which could lead one to commit such a crime. "Looks like Josh got the "Tyler Moore Effect" and posted his ex-girlfriend Kimberly on isanyoneup;did you see it?"
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| 6. | fkb effect | ||
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A male figure whose presence has an adverse effect on another mans relationship with their girlfriend "yo that bitches ex-boyfriend is totally fucking with Anthony's head, hes causing some serious fkb effect
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| 7. | nosejob | ||
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Often an inadvertant side effect of giving a blowjob: which causes a high pressure blast of semen to come out through the nose. I remember my first blowjob like it was just yesterday. I shot my load in the back of my ex-girlfriend's throat, and ended up giving her a nosejob. She became a Lesbian shortly after that.
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