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1.
someone known to be very sorry due to the fact of being slow at getting things, very corny, brainless, straight wierd and most of all lacks sense of humor!!!
Dude Remar your the douche forever for a life time and a day!
by Green Luigi August 16, 2006
 
2.
Alter ego of Tom Dumont.
After a few drinks Tom was no longer himself, he had unleashed THE DOUCHE!
by cornfields December 27, 2004