| 1. | Post-flush surprise | ||
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A turd (seemingly with a mind of its own), which refuses to be flushed, for fear of god knows what. It sometimes intially appears to have been successfully flushed, only to reappear at the worst possible time (such as when your mother in law needs to use the lavatory). Othon : (storms out of the lavatory, pointing in the general direction of the offensive odour arising from the unflushed turd). "Who was the dirty son of a bitch that left THAT in the toilet?"
Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it" Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!". |
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| 2. | Dirty Gypsy Bowl | ||
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When you find a drunk chick puking in the toilet in the club. You sneak up behind her and shove her head in the toilet, flush and steal her purse. Man we can finally pay our tab now that I dirty gypsy bowled that slush in the bathroom.
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| 3. | gut flush | ||
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The sudden and often violent series of bowel movements that occur after one has eating something his or her digestive system disagrees with. Often painful, this explosion leaves the recipient weak and tired but with a huge feeling of relief. Guy 1: What are you going to KFC for?
Guy 2: I've been blocked for weeks. I need a gut flush so bad right now. |
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| 4. | French Dip | ||
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A guy goes to the bathroom, leaves the seat up and doesn't flush the toilet. Then a girl goes to the bathroom, and without really looking or thinking, sits down on the open toilet seat. Since the seat was left up, she falls in. Her labia "dip" into the dirty toilet water, and as they do, she exclaims, "Au Jus serious!?!" Thus: the french dip The Situation had just peed in the toilet and he left the seat up. Snooki was drunk and she went into the bathroom for a pee. She fell into the toilet, and she french dipped into the dirty toilet water.
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| 5. | Premature Auto Flushing | ||
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The flushing of an automatic toilet bowl prior to taking a shit.
This is known to happen in corporate offices with automatic flushers and after a great deal of effort has been expended to carefully lay down the paper on the seat...right before you sit down, the toilet flushes taking all the paper with it...forcing you to start again... Andrew had to take a massive crap and took great care in applying the paper to cover all parts of the dirty seat...as he turned to drop to his knees, a premature auto flushing kicked in...requiring him to hold back with all his might as he re-applied paper....
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| 6. | dirty tsunami | ||
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the act of holding a female's head in the toilet and flushing following a blumkin. "hey Gerv, how was your romantic evening with Becky last night?"
"it was ok, but then she started to use her teeth during my blumkin, so i had to give her the ol' dirty tsunami" |
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| 7. | Dirty Penguin | ||
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Take a dump in a public bathroom, don't flush, waddle over to the next stall with your pants down, and wipe your butt there, so it looks like in the other stall no one wiped. I pulled a dirty penguin in the other teams locker room after the game!
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