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a disease in which your entire body eats itself from the inside out. somewhat like spontaneous combustion without the heat. occurs when you participate in intercourse with "little people" that have irregular appendages.
Meaghan: I think I have the crummel
Shelton: Oh shit. I'd rather have the HIV.
by Chicken? June 16, 2010

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