1. Wearing red FUCKING EVERYWHERE
2. "throwing" retarded convulsions with their hands to "represent"
3. Using the worst made guns in history
4. Showing off about how long they've spent in prision
5. Being totally fucking illiterate
6. Killing innocent people
7. Being fucking douche-tastic as fuck
Crips: YO NIGGA, WES BOUT TO PHUCK U UP!
*crips proceed to pull out 9 mills, MAC 10's and AK-47's and open fire on me, none of the bullets hit because their aim sucks so much, and the guns fall apart when they try to reload*
Crips: AWW SHIT MAN, LOOKS LIKE WE BE FITIN WIT BLADEZ!
*The Crips all pull out switch blades and try to cut me, but the blades are dull because they use them as screw drivers to fix their shitty guns and then never sharpen them*
Crips: FHUCK MAN, THIS NIGGA BE HAVIN HARD SKINZ! LOOKS LIKE WE BE BRAWLIN NAO MAN!
*crips get ready to fight me by stripping down to their underwear or "draws" and carefully folding their clothes and arranging their shoes or "j's" so that they dont get scuffed, by the time they are done i have died of old age*