Crappy Poetry can take on many forms; it is a morphologic organism that evolves alarmingly quick. The art form itself is widely debated and misunderstood; however, it is largely accepted that Crappy Poetry is either a satirical poem making fun of poems or just a poem that is written very poorly.
The leading authority on Crappy Poetry is The Crappy Poets Society. The majority of members have the opinion that poems which rhyme and make sense are less crappy then poems which do not rhyme and are random in nature.
Crappy Poetry is designed to be humorous and the authors goal is to make their audience laugh.
Joe: Here is my submission to the crappy poetry contest:
'That’s What She Said' by Joe W.
I want to ride,
But it’s so long.
My needs can’t wait.
I hate it in the back.
It hurts so bad; I want to scream!
It drives me wild.
I’m going to suck it up.
I don’t know how much longer I can last though…
I’m going to burst!
I’m so excited, but I know the ride won’t last long.
Ew, it’s all wet and it kind of smells.
How many people have ridden it before?
These are the thoughts I think as I wait in line.
Audience Member: wow, joe, that was some crappy poetry.
|2.||The Richi Rich Effect|
Describes a movie or a TV show which was good when you were a little kid but sucks now when you're old.
named after the crappy movie "Richi Rich".
Man, I really loved that movie when I was little but now it has the Richi Rich Effect and I just can't watch it.
|3.||I love the 80's 3d|
a horrible spinoff of a great show that makes the people who comment on things act like celebrities when really people havent heard of them. also shows the crappy leftover shit that they never got around to discussing the first 2 shows.
person 1: Hey man, did you see I love the 80's 3d last nite?
person 2: um no only fags watch that shit
person 1: oh...
|4.||Alabama Of The Northeast|
the alabama of the northeast is the nickname given to central PA. members of the media from outside of the state percieve pennsylvania as a 'swing state'- one that could go either left or right politically. this is far from true. PA is actually a state that his 2 distinct regions. on the two ends of the state you have the urbanized areas, which are traditionally moderatally liberal. this includes philly, allentown, scranton-wilkes barre in the east and pittsburgh and erie in the west. these (good) parts of PA are generally a mix of center-right 'union democrats' and true northeastern liberals. however, central PA is by far the most conservative area in the Northeastern US. this area is called an 'alabama' because it's known for having a lot of rednecks (due to the fact that this is part of appalachia).
central PA is the alabama of the northeast. damn, there are a lot of rednecks in that region.
Probably one of the best games ever made. It is an adventure game created by Lucasarts using the SCUMM engine. It involved a team of scientists trapped on an alien planet trying to learn about the planets history and at the same time trying to survive. It was and still is tons of fun.
John: Yo bro lets go play some Doom 3 that game is tight man the graphics are sick!
Tom: Doom 3 is a tech demo that contains crappy gameplay and sucks fat monkey balls. I'm going to go play a real game, The Dig
Crappy Sack is a game identical to hacky sack except you can play with any sort of object EXCEPT a traditional ball or hacky sack. The most common objects used are empty beer cans or keg cups. Other objects can include, but are not limited to: crumpled up paper, wallets, bottle caps, and cell phones.
If you are playing with several people at once and the crappy sack makes it around to each person without hitting the ground, a Crap is achieved and everyone rejoices. Not an easy feat when plastered.
Person 1: You guys want to get a round of crappy sack in?
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about??
Undisputedly the BEST, most AMAZING band ever. Appreciated, loved, an adored by all of those who truly understand what real music is. Sadly, some of those faggy new-age kids think they're "Gay", or "puss-tastic". These kids should either be A: Beaten over the head with the crappy albums they listen to, til they lie on the ground bleading, B: Be forced to listen to The Beatles until they have a musical epiphany and realize the glory of this band, or, if all else fails, C: die in a hole.
Long arguments can be held at lunch tables or cocktail parties or the workplace, or wherever you spend your time, said arguments being held with said faggy punks.
They wrote some of my favorite songs, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Revolution, Let It Be, Hey Jude, Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds, What You're Doing, and Blackbird.
Argument with me and my friends at lunch table:
Me: Dude, I just bought another Beatles album that I didn't have, I'm so siked!
Intelligent Music Loving Friend: Dude, that's awesome! That band rocks!!!
Un-named faggot #1: God, you guys are such pussies!! I can't beleive you don't listen to ear-drum-ripping, head pounding, I'm gonna go kill mself music!
Un-named fag #2: Yeah, or (c)rap music!! The Beatles are for gay guys!!
Me and my music loving friend: *pull out shotgun, load with a couple orunds of common sense, fire at un-named fags til they lie on the ground bleeding, stupidity drainging from the bullet holes scattered across their bodies. walk away, laughing.*