|1.||The Wisdom Jar|
- He is aproximately 3 feet tall and 3 feet widemore...
- If you were to touch him, he would feel like a frog or other anphibuous creature.
- He lives somewhere in Tibet, up in the mountains. But he does wander a lot and ventures to America sometimes to observe the behaviors of our materialistic society.
- He has suction cups on his feet.
- He never stops smiling. Never.
- He sleeps with his eyes open.
- He knows all. Past, present, and some say he knows the future, but that is because he is so intelligent that it is easy for him to predict the future.
- He can read peoples' minds, by noticing their body movements, smelling odors that humans can not smell that come off our bodies depending what mood we're in, and sensing brain patterns.
- He has extremely acute senses.
- He feeds on burnt action figures, markers, paper, nail polish remover, or any other food he can get ahold of. Being the extremely advanced creature that he is, his body can break down almost any substance into nourishing nutrients.
- Most of his day is spent romping, contemplating, meditating, musing, enjoying nature, deciphering compositions of music, pondering, sitting, and taking drugs.
- He can spend even three days sitting on a rock, pondering something so intentley that he is in a completely trance-like state.
- He has obtained Nirvana. That is probably why he is so happy.
- He does not speak at all. I dont know if he just cant talk or if he doesnt want to. So none o...
|2.||Pull a Conan|
The act of hurting oneself while performing a stunt on a late night show. Comes from the october, 2009 incident where Conan O'brien fell hitting the back of his head as he was performing a skit with guest Terri Hatcher. A few days later, Jay Leno Pulled a Conan by banging his head during the taping of a show. He did say, however, that he would've rather Pulled a Letterman.
Dude, I didn't notice that banana peel, totally Pulled a Conan.
Pimp: What's wrong with your head?
Hooker: Pulled a Conan last night after that chinese trick!
Watch out for that banana peel, I don't want you a Pull a Conan.
Abbreviation of "Now Blows Cock"
This term has been true and in effect ever since The Tonight Show With Conan O'brien got taken off the air.
Dude 1: "Hey have you heard, NBC is taking Conan off the air!"
Dude 2: "Ya I'm never watching that shitty station ever again, those executives suck balls for taking him off. He is the best."
Dude 1: "Ya, everyone know NBC stands for Now Blows Cock because of it. Fuckin assholes!
WTF, he has the best musical guests. FOOL!
the strokes? white stripes? weekly acts? HMM?
Conan Christopher O'Brien, Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Is hilarious.
Did you see Conan last night? Because if you didn't luckily you can catch it 3 more times throughout the week on 3 differnet networks because that's how fuckign good the show is.
(noun)Sexiest man alive with the greatest hair ever. Funny, intelligent, talented, beautiful singing voice.
He is married to me and just hasn't realized it yes. We shall live happily ever after
(verb) To be the greatest person ever
Wow, you sure are a conan!!
Host of a late night talk show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Frequently makes a fool of himself to amuse his audiences, and succeeds.
(P.S.) Conan O'Brien already has a wife, fyi.
My favorite character on Conan is "The biggest hipocryte of all, the Gay Bible."