| 1. | Cyber CIA | ||
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Internet forum trolls who claim to be members of the CIA, NSA, or other "black-ops" orginization. Often frequent police and second ammendment forums Cyber CIAer: First I was in both Delta Force and Force Recon at the same time, the first and only time that happened BTW; then I went to the CIA where I single handedly killed every terrorist in Afganistan, and worked as an "interrogation specialist", and I have pictures to prove it.
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| 2. | the farm | ||
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The CIA training ground at Camp Peary, where recruits are trained to become field officers (American Spies). Lots of cool and sneaky skills are taught and practiced there. Also the place where most CIA officers get married. After I graduated from the farm, I became a Field Officer for the CIA. I then spent 2 years overseas recruiting agents for the CIA. Then I met my wife at a CIA social and we got married at the farm. It was beautiful. Too bad our parents weren't aloud to attend.
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| 3. | the Stig | ||
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The Stig is the mysterious "tame racing driver" of the popular BBC car show Top Gear. His name derives from the 1984 World Rally Champion, Stig Blomqvist. All shots of him show the same racing overalls (black in the first 2 series, white from series 3 and onward) and a helmet (of matching colour), but never reveal his identity.
The Stig's job on the show is to drive various cars around the Top Gear test track. The times he sets with those cars are kept on a scoreboard that keeps track of the fastest cars they have tested. The easy listening, prog rock and baroque music the Stig supposedly listens to in the car is a perennial source of amusement to the presenters. Although he never speaks, The Stig is credited as a presenter on the show. "Some say he appears on high-value stamps in Sweden, and that he is wanted by the CIA. All we know is, he's called The Stig" - Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear presenter
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| 4. | The Company | ||
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The phrase often used by operatives to refer to the CIA, for whom they work. The Company needs to take charge of the war on terrorism and obliterate the enemy.
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| 5. | cia | ||
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*Culinary Institute of America*
Yeah, a college so people can learn to cook. It's all about the food. It's funny when you say the CIA and people who aren't from the hudson valley will be like, "whoa, the CIA!?!?" do i really need an example? you people get it, right?
it's the CIA. |
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| 6. | cia | ||
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Central Intelligence Agency. While the FBI handles domestic affairs and the ATF burns people in Waco, the CIA works overseas. Their job is similar to KGB, MI6, NSA, and Mossad.
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But unlike Mossad, the CIA is one of the most fuckup-prone "intelligence" agency seems to be unable to handle anything without a huge fucking mess. Story # 1: Iran and the Shah The nation of Iran after world war 2 was doing fine. There was a moderate, elected president running the country. There was money. There was peace. But he was officialy a socialist according to the CIA so we went and ov... |
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| 7. | Catastrofuck | ||
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When a hell-hole hits a cataclysm.
This word was coined by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on October 3, 2006. Republican senator Linsey Graham's comments from the Daily Show clip: "If it is seen that our country is trying to define the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of the CIA, why can't every other country redefine the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of their secret police? It would be a disaster." Jon Stewart's response: "Yes, a disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now. Uh, what's it called when a hell-hole hits a cataclysm? A, uh... catastrofuck. (pause) I just coined that, didn't I?" Friend 1: Wow, have you heard about the latest shit going on in Iraq?
Friend 2: Yeah. What a catastrofuck. |
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