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The chair fic is a (disgustingly kinky) smut fic written for Phan (dan howell and phil lester). The chair fic is mentally scarring for even hardcore phan shippers. In the chair fic, Phil is basically possessed by a chair, and forced to do horrible things to Dan, involving things like physical abuse, snakes, ants, boiling oil, ect. IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY READ IT, DONT EVER READ IT! SAVE YOURSELF THE TRAUUMAAAAA
1 "dude, have you read the chair fic?"
2 "EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEEEWWWWWWWW" *pukes* *dies*
by Idk I just like llamas October 04, 2013

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