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When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.
guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!
by superkoopa707 November 13, 2011