The most perfect, elegant, regal beast you will ever own. These fantastic felines have a reputation for being evil and snobby, that however, is pure nonsense. Their beautiful sharp claws are merely the most advanced weapons of modern weaponry. Their teeth, pointy and more timeless than a vampire could ever be. Their so-called "arrogance" is an example of their superior intelligence. You will never own a greater living thing than The Cat.
A man who is considered asexual and harmless by women.
During a shopping trip with his female friend Jen, Ed was asked to help undo Jens bra. There was nothing sexual in this act - in fact, to Jen Ed was The Cat - so completely asexual and harmless that the idea of being naked around him didn't even register to her.