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Shark Piss or "Great White Wine", as the label indicates, is a white wine made in Truro, Nova Scotia. It is usually purchased and consumed by Junior High and or High School students. Shark Piss is notorious for being inexpensive ($15 Canadian for 1.5 L) and strong (20%). The quality of the wine is so poor that it is often treated like hard liquour and mixed with other less disgusting beverages. The student was discovered passed out in the baseball field, clutching a bottle of Shark Piss to his chest.
Tired of Colt 45 the wandering vagrant decided to treat himself to Shark Piss. |
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| 2. | queer shiver | ||
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When you take a shot of liquor and it doesn't agree 100% and you give that shiver. Donna just took a shot of that cheap vodka and it gave her a queer shiver.
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| 3. | Australian College | ||
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A tavern or bar room or cheap gin mill. This is due to the fact that Australians are known for excessive drinking and spending too much time in gin mills. Joe is over at Australian College getting his load on.
The only education he got was sitting on a bar stool in Australian college. |
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| 4. | popskull | ||
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(N): A term coined in the prohibition era,(1920's) used to describe really bad or cheap moonshine whiskey.
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Originating from the fact that really crappy booze would give you such a hangover that you think your brain was going to swell up and pop your skull open. This cheap buzz juice was often poured into a bathtube with fruit juices to mask it's horrible taste. The use of "mixers" with rotten booze is the origination of todays cocktail beverages. During this time there were models of vehicles that used ethel-alcohol in their radiators as a coolant. Many cases are on report of "down on their luck folk" draining and drinking this nonpotable fluid. Being not the same chemical formula as comsumable intoxicants, these people often sustained major internal injury. Gastric problems, blindness, heart failure, brain damage, and extreme inflamation of the circulatory system being key results of injestion. And yes , it can kill ya' too! Also latter when "Moon shining" became more abundant, one of the ways to transport illegel alchohol was to pour the "shine" in the radiator, drive to the delivery point, drain the booze and replace it with regular coolant. Then the shine runners (early origins of NASCAR racing) collected their cash, went home and poisoned loads of people with the now polluted booze they just delivered. YeeeeeHaaaaaawww!!!! |
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| 5. | COT | ||
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Champagne on Tits. To uncork any kind of champagne, preferrably in a jacuzzi or hotel room, and pour liberally over a pair of exposed tits (or several pairs). Shaking the contents slightly is encouraged, but not so much as to emulate the Yankees' post-World Series locker room celebration. Bert: So how was your Vegas trip?
Dert: Awesome broseph, we totally had COT! Bert: COT party? No way, how did you convince them? Dert: We told them the champagne was too cheap to drink, but that we didn't want to waste it. |
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| 6. | Phnom Penh | ||
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1. An verb to describe a series of nights out, consecutively, to end up with little memory and recollection but still consider it the best experience you've ever had. It is followed by a massive hangover that can be cured with another beer as soon as you wake up. Also defined as cheap, mind blowing, crazy partying. 2. (noun) A place where the wildest dreams could come true with a little bit of money. A place where underage drinking is encouraged and illegal sex is accepted. You can forget all of life's harshness with the good quality cheap booze there. If life is giving you lemons, phnom penh will give you 1$ triple tequila shots with those lemons. How was last night?
It was a Phnom Penh by the time I left We phnom penhed last night Really? I don't remember Exactly! We phnom penhed last night. Is that why I don't have any shoes on? |
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| 7. | Fel | ||
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Term used to decribe bootleggers during 1930s prohibition who recycled the vomit of drunkards to make a cheap and slightly acidic alcoholic beverage. This process was outlawed after the outbreak BSV or Mad Vombo Disease that claimed the gall bladders of hundreds in New York State alone. He aquires his booze from the fel on the corner with the gay midget boyfriend.
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