Usually used to describe a person who is struggling to the extreme at something or said situation they're struggling at.
This is derived from the game NFL Blitz 2000, where the announcer can be heard occasionally saying "It's a disaster box!"
You've been trying to balance that beer bottle on your nose for 15 minutes now, and have managed to put 3 new stains into the carpet... you're a disaster box
when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.
hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!
by anonymous Apr 29, 2003 add a video
one who indulges in large quantities of beer or lager,then eats kebabs and vomits.
fuckin beer monsters puked on my trainers the cunt.
Someone who is self absorbed and who's actions are predominately based on themselves. Generally, said people are derogativly referred to as "jeffs" but can also be called "mitchells" if the situation so arises.
General signs that you may be a me monster include but are not limited to:
1)Being named jeff
2)You major in Business
3)Hog the wii remote for hours on end
4)Have a tendancy towards debate
5)Own more than 10 pairs of shoes
6)Enjoy dressing and listening to emo
7)Are a giant poser
8)Work or have worked for a grocery store of some sort
9)Enjoy drinkin absurd drinks (ex. Diet vanilla cherry limeade lemon shit 7-beer-ola)
10)At times you find your skin becoming transluscent or have neck twitches that seem to short your entire conciousness (caused by loss of blood as blood needed to support your giant ego)
If you find yourself having 1 or more of these signs please consult your family physican for a more detailed tests to determine what can be done for you.
Your being such a me monster, I wouldnt be suprised if you got eaten by a jaguar!
the great and allmighty atheist religion which teaches how the world was created by the flying spaghetti monster who happened to be drunk which thus explaines why bad things happen. the pastafarians follow the church of the flying spaghetti monster and when they go to heaven they will enjoy a beer volcano and a stripper factory, however in hell the beer is stale and the strippers have VD! in pastafarian terms agnostics are known as spagnostics and all prayers must end with RAmen. september 19th is the national talk like a pirate day and the religions founder Bobby Henderson has published a "Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster".
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1)I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
2)I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
3)I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, Okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
4)I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is go f*** yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
5)I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b*******.
6)I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodnes...
A six foot eight inch monster of a man belonging to a fraternityin which he drinks more alcohol than the rest of the campus fraternities can collectively. Known to encourage others to drink heavily with him and call them pussies when they can't drink 30 beers like he can. Also responds to Alpha Male.
Dude, hide the beer, it's Fratzilla!
Any beer consumed while in a state of exhaustion or fatigue.
Milo: How much is left in the U-Haul? I'm tired as hell.
Brady: We just need to move one more couch into the living room and then I'll have Rhonda get us some energy beers.