When a nigga' gets inside a bitch, and that bitch be keepin' the baby.
John fucked Sally. Sally got pregnant. Sally decided to keep the baby, to keep John around. You ask, "Hey, why's John still dating Sally?" Response? "Sally had a Keepanigga baby, and that nigga' got screwed."
(n.) possibly the coolest jorts wearing, bubble blowing, balls to the face baby ever. he is one who is an excellant dancer and will always be the baby no matter how old he grows. he finds feet fasicnating and likes to give hand shakes by grabbin your penis. quite possibly the greatest thing that one cud ever stare at for long periods of time.
Dude, did you see The Baby?
Who fucking didn't see The Baby, i wish i could kidnap him and feed him crackers.
|31.||shakin' hands with the baby|
having sex with a pregnant woman.
the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.
|32.||Weezy F. Baby|
An alias of the rapper Lil Wayne. The f stands for fuckin. The baby is from his adopted daddy, baby aka birdman. Other nicknames for Wayne include The Fire Man, Birdman Jr., Pussy Monster and Weezy Wee.
If you gon call him weezy then you must say the baby, if you don't say the baby, then just don't say it at all, shut the fuck up
It's Weezy F. Baby, or Weezy F- You, Now you gotta have a baby
|33.||Baby born syndrome|
Attitude towards having a baby common in middle class. Treating own baby child as another expendable fashion item that can be switched off and put aside.
Person suffering from b.b.s. lives in a constant shock caused by the new born baby vomiting, urinating, defecating or screaming 24/7 while expected to be always nice, clean, smiling, babbling and wearing designer clothes like the Baby Born TM doll.
Symptoms include preoccupation with ANY sign of life of the baby (from a smallest pimple, that is taken care of immediately with much ado on internet forums to all the slimy secretions that the parents refuse to clean so as to "protect the natural flora"), severe mental retardation and irrational behaviour on the part of the mother (90% of cases) or the father.
- My mother has bought Armani baby clothing, bling-bling Van Clef diamond pacifier AND a set Pupa baby cosmetics for 5000 dollars this week and then wrapped my little brother Tim tight and put him on a shelf for the night to take some rest. Weird.
- Nope, she just suffers from the baby born syndrome.
|34.||kick the baby|
A simple yet hilarious routine from South Park, originating in the first episode in which Kyle kicks his adopted Canadian brother like a football.
Kyle: Ready Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
|35.||Christina the Baby Stuffs|
The 3 reasons your best friend gives, to not hang out tonight.
Christina can be substituted with your friend's girls name.
The Baby can be substituted with Work or School tomorrow.
Stuff CANNOT be substituted. It isn't really a proper excuse, and is more than likely a lie just to get you off the phone.
This classic excuse is usually given by the mayor of Cappy-o Town
Jefe: You wanna hang out tonight? It's a Division matchup on Monday Night Football, Bears Vikings
Big Cranium: I can't man.........Christina the Baby Stuffs