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when a gentleman attempting to butt fuck encounters the life long question as to whether the woman would want him to wear a raincoat, or just plain raw dog it.
Last Friday, me and Suzy were getting down to business, then I got totally mindfucked by the anal condom enigma, so she bounced and I had to rub one out so i didn't get blue balls.
by holla holla back ching chang April 29, 2007

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