| 1. | the alyssa alibi | ||
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the excuse you give your mother that you’re sleeping over her house or hanging out with her when in reality you’re with your boyfriend getting that dick. chick: hey mom!! i'm going to alyssa's tonight. she makes amazing brownies and oreo truffles. mmm, so excited!
mom: okay sweetie. *arrives to boyfriend's house* chick's mind: ahh, the alyssa alibi. |
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