|1.||the Pope's dick|
n., something that is normally useful, but under the current circumstances is worthless.
Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.
*talking on the phone*
Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!