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do you havent a mint or maybeline some binacca or maybe i could have an the O.j.
Acronym for Orgasm Job.
O.J. - the act of a man giving oral sex to a woman.
Synonyms: eating out, head, cunnilingus
Antonyms: B.J., tail, fallatio
A spoonful of O.J. makes the bone go down.
Girl, that dude is a master at the O.J. You know it's always better when it's wetter!
O.J.s are for women, B.J.s are for girls.
The law enforcement policy of arresting men for domestic violence based on any accusation, despite lack of evidence or credibility. The "O.J. law" is so named due to the harsher treatment of male domestic violence suspects in the wake of the O.J. Simpson trial of the mid 90s.
We know you didn't do it, but have to arrest you; it's the O.J. law.
verb - when a girlfriend or wife convinces you to sex even though she knows that she not quite done with her period, thus causing the bed to look like O.J.'s crime scene after sex.
I gotta get new sheets, my horny girlfriend O.J.'d me again.
|5.||O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper|
When you can't hold your shit in anymore....
This is something you repeat to yourself as fast as you can while urgently trying to get to the nearest toilet, before you accidentally shit all over yourself.
At work today...I had to super speed walk down the hall, while clinching my butt-checks together in order to get to the nearest toilet. Or else I would have shitted all over myself... The whole way there I was chanting "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" repeatedly as fast as I could.
I successfully made it to the toilet though!... I think the "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" chant keeps you from shitting all over yourself.
Thank God I didn't shit all over myself!
To murder some people and get plead innocent. Then write a book and make a documentary about it; basicly making fun of the whole event, and admitting that you did it. Giving a huge party 10 years after the final judgement and inviting everyone (including the world press) is also a part of it.
White People know hes guilty.more...
Black people think hes innocent
#1 NA analysis of the blood found in, on, and near Simpson’s Bronco revealed traces of Simpson’s, Nicole’s, and Ronald
#2 DNA analysis of bloody socks found in Simpson's bedroom
were proven to be Nicole’s blood.
#3 Simpson’s hair was found on Goldman’s shirt even though Simpson claims to have not been at the house and to never have met Goldman.
#4 DNA analysis of blood on the left-glove, found outside Nicole Simpson's home, was proven to be a mixture of Simpson’s, Nicole’s, and Ronald Goldman’s.
#5 The gloves also contained particles of Goldman’s hair and carpet fibers from Simpson’s Bronco.
#6 Officers found arrest records indicating that Simpson was charged with the beating of his wife Nicole. Photos of Nicole’s bruised and battered face emerge. Simpson was sentenced with 3 years of community service for this crime.
#7 Police discovered the dome light in the Bronco had been removed. A search of the vehicle revealed the light was carefully placed under the passenger seat and was in good working condition. Puzzling blood smears on the passenger floorboard indicate that Simpson may have purposely removed the light and placed it under the seat before the murders. Then, after the murders, he may have unsuccessfully tried to find it to put it back in the socket. Police on stakeouts routinely remove the dome lights from their vehicles to avoid detection when the car doors ar...