Masturbation.. Simply masturbation
When girls are around you refer to it as the game.
Congratulations! You are now playing the game (if you weren't already). The Game is very simple
1. You are always playing the game.
2. You cannot win. You can only lose.
3. You lose whenever you remember the game.
4. Whenever you remember the game, you have to announce out loud "I lose".
5. After you lose, you have 30 minutes during which you can remember the game without losing.
6. As soon as you mention the game to anyone, they begin playing as well.
7. The goal of the game is to have everyone on Earth playing.
Person X: "I just lost the game"
This now starts a chain reaction of people losing the game. Also, you just lost.
If you talk about the game or if you think about it, you lose the game; one person can only lose the game every 30 min. by the same person (said person is usually by the unsaid rule required to go in to a rage or at least become slightly disgruntled)
Person A: You lose the game
Person B: ......ARRG!!!!! XD
(30 minutes later....)
Person A: Hey guess what?
Person B: What?
Person A:...you lose the game again
It doesn't matter, you've just lost it.
Friend - "Man, that game was crazy."
Me - "Oh no, I just lost The Game."
Friend - "Damn you."
What isn't the game?
PS. You just lost the game.
Invented by a marketing exec to illustrate how internet memes spread. Instead of playing The Game, inform your friends of how they're actually a bunch of suckers perpetuating the advertising ploy of someone smarter than them.
You just failed The Game... by playing it, you sheep.
The Game is a game that you play by not thinking of the game. By thinking of the game, you lose the game. There is no way to win the game. P.S. - I lost the game
Jim- "what are you thinking about?"
John- "The Game"
Jim- "Damnit! I lost the game!"