Shane: Hmmm this sounds really similar to the "Bieber Fever".
Michael: No dude, its worse. I think Logan has caught..."THE BLACK PLAGUE!"
*crying & sobbing*
"Yeah it sure is," Man's Wife," But look! Theres a bunch of negroes running this way!"
"Oh shit hon, we better go before we catch the black plague!"
"I think we already have....."
( Loud rap music blasts in the background as pot smoke fills the air, suddenly the smell of a KFC diner fills the nostrils of the young white couple and then they hear gun shots....)
B: "Yeah totally"
A&B: "ITS FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY"
Man2 - "He ran across The Black Plague"