Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #12
This requires some help. Blindfold your girl and do her from behind. While she is in the middle of a moan your two friends come out of nowhere and jam their dicks in her mouth and proceed to face fuck her to climax.
"Last night I gave her the old '9/11'
Tape a firecracker to a toy airplane. Light the firecracker, determinedly say the phrase "Let's roll," and stuff the airplane into a woman's vagina. When the firecracker explodes, laugh as you realize the little bits of flesh falling from between her legs resemble people jumping from the 93rd floor of Tower 2.
The FBI called, I guess I set off a red flag when I told that chick in the chatroom that I wanted to pull a 9/11 on her.