| 1. | 1-2-3-4 Study Technique | ||
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1. Drink an energy drink, preferably something strong like NOS
2. Look through your notes as fast as you can, regardless of if you can actually read it or understand it. 3. Bust a Nut (tm). 4. Take a nap. Repeat steps 3 and 4 as necessary. Also known as the 3-4-3 "Have you heard of the 1-2-3-4 Study Technique?"
"Yeah dude, in fact, I'm going to do a 3-4-3 right now before my chemistry test!" "Awesome!" |
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| 2. | The 1-2-3 Test | ||
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The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant. Freddy pulled that 1-2-3 Test on that drunk chick and then made out with her.
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| 3. | Tittie fuck in the ass | ||
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1: A sexual act when one slides their penis through their partners ass cheeks in a rocking back and forth motion similar to that of a hot dog sliding back and forth between a canal. 2: The sexual action of tittie fucking applied to the buttocks canal. 3: A means of expressing frustration 1: Bob: "So how was your night with big booty judy?"
Craig: "We didn't have sex, but the good news is I got to Tittie fuck in the ass." 2: "It looked like I was sliding a hot dog down a very narrow hallway when I was tittie fucking her in the ass." 3: "Tittie Fuck me in the ass! I just failed that chem test." |
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| 4. | Paternity Test | ||
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1) - DNA test using several methods which can determine the biological parent(s) of a person. Most common methods are urine and/or blood samples, or swabbing the mouth and ears of a subject.
2) - The topic appearing on the Maury Show 3-4 days per week. 3) - What no man who had a one night stand wants to have to take. 1) - "This paternity test will determine if John is your long-lost father."
2) - See you are the father and you are not the father. 3) - Jamal- "Oh shit, I gots to take dis paternity test. I hope I ain' da father of Latrelle's nasty ass baby!" |
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| 5. | test | ||
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1. N. Oral Or written exam
2. N. Test of long term skills 3. V. Seeing if something works (See testing ) 4. N. A Zombie with an afro. (See Gilligan's Island ) 1. Person 1 : I can't wait for my test!
Person 2 : That makes 1 nerd! Person 3 : That was the lamest thing I've ever heard 2. Teacher : We have a test on wednesday and you all better study for it! Person 1 : Hey look at her huge tits! Person 2 : Why is she so pissed off recently! Person 3 : She's just going through her period. ***Chuckle Teacher : Do you have something to say to me? (Person 3) Person 3 : No Ma'm, I just said you have a nice ass. Teacher : What???!? Person 3 : Wait that isn't what I said! Teacher : I'm giving you a referral! Person 3 : Yay! 3. I was just about to test my new lowrider, when a freakin' asteroid came down and busted my spinners. Damn I hate having to repair my new ride, I don't have insurance damnit. 4. Oh Snap! Look at all those Tests! We're fucked! |
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| 6. | santa | ||
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Santa Claus, St. Nicholas, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, or simply Santa, is an allegorical, fictional, or symbolic gift-giving person, based on the historical Saint Nicholas, who distributes presents to sleeping children and adults who have been "good" all year and coal to those who have been "bad" all year; traditionally during the night of December 24, Christmas Eve. Santa Claus is an eminent character in the hearts and minds of millions of children and adults around the world who believe in him. The popular American form Santa Claus originated as a mispronunciation of Dutch Sinterklaas, which is a contracted form of Sint Nicolaas (Saint Nicholas).
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Father Christmas is a well-loved figure in many countries and predates the Santa Claus character. Father Christmas is similar in many ways, though the two have quite different origins. Using 'Santa' in places that predominantly call him Father Christmas may be viewed as an Americanism, although they are generally nowadays regarded as the same character. Santa Claus is inexorably tied to Christmas in American culture, but in some cultures, he is not associated with Christmas at all, arriving on a different day (for instance December 6th, St. Nicholas' day) while baby Jesus brings presents on Christmas eve. Contents * 1 Overview * 2 Historical origins * 3 Santa Claus in popular culture o 3.1 Santa Claus rituals o 3.2 Ho, ho, ho o 3.3 Santa Claus's reindeers' names ... |
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| 7. | math | ||
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The worst stuff MAN KIND HAS INVENTED!!!!!!!!!! Nerd: I got an A+ on my math test
Me: I got a D+ but I wont use this math in my grown up life so I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!! Next Day....... Me: I guessed my math homework answers because I wanted to go outside. Nerd: oooooo, You're going to get benched. Me: I don't give a dead bird's last shit! |
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