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"thats what she said" is a fun way to work sex into any conversation. heres how:
"she" reffers to a hypothetical girl that one supposedly had sex with, and during or around the act of sex the girl supposedly says something. such as, "chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once". so this joke is useful when your friend says something that sounds like something a girl would say during or around the time of the act of sex. if you do it right you can simultaneously indicate that you are having great sex, and also that your girlfriend is totally impressed with your size, or cant get enough of you, or wants to include other girls, or basically anything you want. so be creative in how you use this phrase. definitely play around with it. of course, that's what she said. innocentgirl: and leave my mother out of this
phote: thats what she said innocentgirl: that's what who said? phote: wow you've never heard "thats what she said" before? check urbandictionary.com innocentgirl: still not gettin it phote: ok so for example: phote: you said "leave my mother out of this." by replying with "thats what she said," i was insinuating that my girlfriend had rejected my invitation to include her mom in one of our sexual encounters. innocentgirl: oh dear. ok. I get it. wow. I feel so violated... innocentgirl: lol innocentgirl: wait innocentgirl: that's what she said, right? phote: i think you've got it... innocentgirl: did she say that, too? phote: haha yes innocentgirl: so i guess "she" can say just about anything right? phote: correct. which is why this phrase is so fun. |
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A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub
chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once thats what she said! |
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A juvenille yet amusing response to a sexually suggestive statement. (teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.
(students): Thats what she said! |
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I don't know who "she" is but "she" is a dirty whore. Mailman: "Where do you want the mail?"
Victim: "Stick it in there." Mailman: "Thats what she said!" |
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making something completely unsexual, and making it sexual. two guys talking about getting off the freeway:
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off" "thats what she said" or, another scenario: "slow down it wont fit!" "thats what she said" |
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to make something innocent sound sexual boy: my toe is hanging out of my shoe
boy #2 well put it back in boy: thats what she said |
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A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.
*In context with homework* "Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher "No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class "No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher "No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class "That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back -"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench." -"That's what she said!" -"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!" -"That's what she said!!" -"Im pregnant..." -"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..." More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/ *In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher "No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class "No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher "No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class "Thats what she said!"-Cool guy at the back -"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench." -"Thats what she said!" -"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!" -"Thats what she said!!" -"Im pregnant..." -"Thats what she said... Oh... Crap..." More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/ |
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