|1.||thats what she said|
Twisting an innocent statement or question into some sort of sexual innuendo by adding the phrase " That's What She Said."
Teacher: Johnny, I think I'll call on you again because you were so good the first time!
Student: Thats what she said.
AimSn1: Dude I can't really talk right now.
AimSn1: Because I have like Ten People going right now...
AimSn2: That's what she said.
Teacher: ... I can't believe that happened, but since we're on the subject, is there anything else big?
Student: That's what she said.
|2.||thats what she said|
A sentence that can be said after your friends say something that could possibley be turned into something sexual...
Person1: hey here, can you hold my ice cream for a while.
Person2: ya sure, (person 1 hands person 2 the icecream)
person2: o shit this is really slippery
person1: thats what she said...
what person 1 is refering to is a girl that would say that during sex...hes pretending that when he was having sex a girl said, that his penis is slippery...
this can be used in anything...
|3.||Thats what tables are for|
An alternitave to thats what she said, often used to point out when something sounds sexual and wrong.
Person 1: I really want to ride it...
Person 2: THATS WHAT TABLES ARE FOR!
|4.||Thats what she said|
another one of those third grade things that gets old REALLY fast that people say when they don't grow up and are stuck in the gutter
Guy- Ahh fuck it's stuck!
Stupid immature douchebag- HURHUR THATS WHAT SHE SAID DAHUURRRRR!!!!
guy- Grow up, brah. What are you, in third grade?
|5.||That's what she failed.|
A phrase that, while beginning in such a fashion as may warrant the proud declaration, "That's what she said," comes to be unusable in a sexual context, thus being a fail.
"It was really huge...but a good book overall."
"That's what she......failed."
"It was so hard to come up with examples"
"That's what she failed."
|6.||That's what she thought|
1) What you say when a person ur having a conversation says something that could mabye be sexual ..............................................but not really.
2) What one says when saying "That's what she said" could almost work, but it doesn't. Because she almost said it, except she just thought it.
(At a softball game.)
Man: Whoops sorry!
Woman: You almost hit me in the head with your bat.
Idiot: That's what she thought!
Man/Woman: Shut the hell up!
Woman: I love suckin this smoke through my mouth to my lungs.
Man: That's what she thought!
|7.||that's what she stated|
because said is dead, the phrase 'that's what she said' became "that's what she stated". yes its kinda stupid but really funny to say after someone says, "thats what she said."
Guy1"hey dude, i like your shirt"
Guy2"that's what she said"
Girl"That's what she stated!"