an acronym for "That's What I'm Talking About"
"we going to drink till we pass out, TWITA"
announcer 1: "and he's running and HE SCORES!!"
announcer 2: "That's What I'm Talking About!"
|2.||That's what I told her|
Used to enhance conversations where a reference clearly wasnt meant to be sexual but can be turned around to sound that way by jumping in with "thats what i told her".
Friend 1: This can of hair spray is not the right size
Friend 1: Normally it's bigger
Someone in the area: "That's what I told her"
"The Three Types of Bros"
SMART BROS can turn the broness on and off when they have to. they are not truly dedicated but parts of them resemble a bro. if they had to they could get rid of the bro accent and swagger and be a normal guy.
AVERAGE BROS are not stupid but majority of the time they are true bros. they go to the gym and talk stats about games all the time they have tattoos of crosses but not hardcore ones. they can get rid of the broness if they really want to but they normally dont cause they dont want to be embarrassed in front of their friends.
and then there are the HARD CORE BROS / HELMET BROS . always match their clothes. have dip in their mouth all the time. constantly talking about drinking, sports, or working out. at the gym check themselves out in the mirror more then a girl. actually they check themselves out in any shiny surface. have many large cross tats with a shamrock or a sports team on it . protein shakes are always with them they yell and make constipation noises when they lift weights, they yell when they are done, and always slap each others asses. They are so stupid they need helmets
Person1: Now around the fraternity part of the college you are going to find that there are alot of...
Bro: AHHHHHHH YEAAAAA MAN THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BRO UHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME MORE OF THAT MUSCLE MILK MAN WOOOOO YEAAAAA
Person 1: bros
this is what it realy stands for. when your girl gets another guy. Or you wife leaves you for someone else, then you can say she redicked
I see mary left john , don't worry she will redick soon !! thats what Im talking about. They both called it quits but I can see jill has redicked already !! well it didnt take her long to redick ! I cant wait to stop paying her bills lets all hope she redicks soon !!
the white liquid substance that you drink with your milk and cookies late at night. Milk its that good shit!!! quenching as a motherbitcher on a hot sunday morning.
when you eating thos chocolate chip cookies and you are reall thirst and your thinh you could use some milk, you dont see any milk in the fridge. but what you do see is ur girls hard nipple just poking out, you get lured into them like a fat kid to cake, then at the last moment you pounce on those dirty hard nipples like a fucken tiger and you get some of the nipple juice.
now thats what im talking about negro!!! bark bark!!!!
one who sells women, has no repect for women, beats women, selfcentered, ignorant, cocksucking basterd. any one who has seen a starving homeless hooker thats addicted to drugs will know what im talking about.
"im starving and want to find a real jod but my pimp wont let me. he will just beat me and force me to do drugs and have sex for his benifet"
|7.||Chubby Cock Rat|
A very small (but chubby) rodent that lives inside the male penis. At night it is rumored that this rat comes out and eats away much of your pubic hair, which is why this rat is so chubby. Once it is finished it crawls back inside through the anus, only to begin the very long journey back to the penis, only to have another night of mischief. Masturbation does not affect this rat, and it lives further back as not to be blown apart by the insanly large amount of sperm. The Chubby Cock Rats main diet consists of sperm, pubic hair and lice, and sometimes the bits that get caught in your ass hairs (you know what im talking about). The Chubby Cock Rats Natural enemies are The Right Hand, the Ass Goblin, and the very hostile cock ring.
The Chubby Cock Rat is an endangered species, and you will be fined if you kill or harm one in any way, shape, or form.
person A: "dude wtf my pubes look like aliens mistook them for crop fields"
person B: "aw no man, thats just your Chubby Cock Rat, you probly havent been eating enough cream cheese, so it got hungry, thats all"
A:"dude whats that fat hairy thing in my pants?!"
B:"no worries man, thats just a Chubby Cock Rat, hes probly just hungry, dont make any movement or eye contact and he probly wont bite or try reproducing with you"