| 50. | that's what a man does | ||
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Phrase taken from the 2004 movie "The Girl Next Door." Can be used when disscussing sexual exploits, excessive drug usage, great plays in sports, a good book, and nearly anything. That's What A Man Does can be said at anytime when describing nearly anything that a man would do. Also, That Is So NOT What A Man Does can be used as a phrase of discontent towards something your buddy has done that offends you (ugly chicks, forget to pay you back for beer, etc.) Me:Dude, I got so crunk last night I did two chicks at once on the roof.
Shane: YEA BABY THATS WHAT A MAN DOES. Me:Except one was like 300 pounds and the other had backne like mad. Andrew: No dude, so not what a man does. |
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| 51. | gun control | ||
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hitting what you are aiming for Man 1: Why do you have a gun?
Man 2: Its better to have it and not need it than to not have it and need it. Man 1: You make no sense. Man 2: You suck *gun shots* Man 1: You shot me! Man 2: and i hit you wear i wanted to Man 3: now thats what i call gun control |
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| 52. | t-town tangle | ||
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The girl puts her big toe in the guys ass while he puts his fingers in his ears, while their upside down and sideways in a bathtub full of lukewarm milk while blowing bubble through straws on her "testies"..... after the bath they get in the bed and yell "holy bananas thats what i call a T-town Tangle" so in so says "hey baby i heard this new sex position its great, its called the T-town tangle"
other girl " Lets do it" |
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| 53. | Ex-lie | ||
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The lies and Ex tells about you because he/she is a bitter twisted freak because you dumped him/her or have moved on faster then he/she would like. (You know what I am talking about Matt!!!) Here are some ex-lies
Ex "I broke up with her she is gutted a real mess" (yeah right as if mate!!) Ex "I am going to tell you new Fella you were cheating on him on the weekend to break you up." (There is no way in the world I would do that he is wonderful no one else comes close & he knows that. I only cheated on you because I wanted out and to get caught so you would listen to me when I said it was over) Ex "Your boyfriend has been threatening me" (Yeah right he doesn't even know who you are! Thats how insignificant you are) Ex "I know where you live now" Later in the same threatening conversation Ex "I will follow you home from work to find out where you live" (Thought you already said you knew! Well I know where you live and now so do the police so harrass me again and I will have you arrested! |
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| 54. | gohar | ||
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GOHAR IS AN ABBREVIATION FOR...
Go Outside, Hit A Kid, Run!!! Guy 1: This class sucks.
Guy 2: The GOHAR... Duh! Thats what I would do! |
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| 55. | music | ||
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music should be something that should you want to listen to. No matter what anyone listens to or what they have to say what i listen to its my personal choice to listen to what i want. They can listen to whatever they want too. No matter how much i hate it. Me: I listen to punk, heavy metal, NuMetal, and anything rocknroll. What music do you listen to?
Other Guy: I listen to Classical and Rap. Me: Okay thats cool. |
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| 56. | tray slidin' | ||
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When you only have a front wheel drive car, Steal some mcdonald trays, or where ever you go to eat and put them under your rear tires and put the emergency brake on, It will be the same as if you had a RWD car, basically it will do turn arounds in place if it has enough power. Sidshows for Honda's, FWD Nissan's, Toyota's, all imports with FWD.
(Caution) This is an illegal act and very addicting like drugs. Hopefully this will spread, Just like car sideshows came from the BAY AREA, so did this so get it right. After i ghost rided my whip i got some tray at mcdonalds and swang my shit because its front wheel drive,
whats that called? Square bear, thats called tray slidin' |
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