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Verb. The practice and/or lifestyle of not taking shit from anyone. It is synonymous with not "selling out" one's principles or sense of self in any given situation, no matter what the cost. Steven Seagal is the number one proponent of no-selling. In fact, one might describe him as the "living god of no-selling". I don't care about your money; I just care about the little squirrels... that's what happens when you ask me to sell out... Mission Accomplished!
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| 9. | that's the way the cookie crumbles | ||
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Literally it means thats how it goes. thats what happens. That's the way the cookie crumbles, get the hell over it.
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| 10. | a,s,a | ||
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acronym for "again, still, always" Person 1: Whats up?
Person 2: Doing homework. Person 1: Again? Person 2: a,s,a...that's what happens when you take 5 AP's.. |
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| 11. | Crack Monkey | ||
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What you call anyone who says or does something just dumb enough not to be punched in the face with a Buick. Jimmy just told that hot chick he likes Dungeons and Dragons and eats a lot of ham while wearing a glittery cape. Jimmy's a freakin' crack monkey, dude. That's what happens when your mom snorts crack rocks and coffee beans and then goes to the zoo to have unprotected sex with mysterious, hairy blurrs. They held her afterwards and brought her flowers the next day. So I guess it was kind of nice, in an anti-Darwin sort of way.
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| 12. | have some | ||
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A a taunt used for emphasis after vanquishing an opponent. In the same vein as "What now?" Short for "Have some of that!" As in, "Have some of that shit I just served you!! How's that feel? HAVE SOME!!" (after dunking on someone) HAVE SOME!!!
(while beating someone up, especially in a video game) HAVE SOME!!! That's what happens! |
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| 13. | What else is new? | ||
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What you say when hearing old news, when something bad but predictable happens to you or when someone brings up something that's long lost its novelty. Guy 1: "They're out of your favourite coffee."
You: "What else is new?" Guy 2: "Life sucks." You: "Yeah, what else is new." Guy 3: "Pain really hurts." You: (Just gives him a glance that says "what else is new".) But if he really is stupid enough to make a statement like that, maybe you should have said it in words. |
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| 14. | That's Not Sexy | ||
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Something One Types into Google and presses I'm Feeling Lucky to see some pictures. Advised By ImageChan after page 13 which states "go ahead see what happens and you'll thank me later". Don't go if you value your eyesight. "Hey Type In 'That's not sexy" in google and press I'm feeling Lucky you'll thank me later"
"Ok lets see...OH GOD MY EYES!" |
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