| 1. | That's hot | ||
|
Some dumb bitch Paris Hilton with NO brains COPYRIGHTED this phrase. So now I can't even say it, nor can you, for if you do, she get's paid. That's not hot. Also, she said herself that she has no talent or personality, yet she's famous worldwide. I agree with that goddamn bitch. You: That's hot.
Me: Great. Fucking great. That bitch just earned about 35 million because of you. I hope she spends it on food, cause that is what she needs to have more of. Anarexic whore. |
|||
| 2. | That's hot | ||
|
Some dumb bitch Paris Hilton with NO brains COPYRIGHTED this phrase. So now I can't even say it, nor can you, for if you do, she get's paid. That's not hot. Also, she said herself that she has no talent or personality, yet she's famous worldwide. I agree with that goddamn bitch. You: That's hot.
Me: Great. Fucking great. That bitch just earned about 35 million because of you. I hope she spends it on food, cause that is what she needs to have more of. Anarexic whore. |
|||
| 3. | IT'S A GREAT DAAAY! | ||
|
Must be said in a Thick Irish accent, Used to express affection for a certain moment in time, or an event that you just witnessed take place.
Friend 1: "Haha, alright all the crew's here, let's start walking downtown."
Friend 2: "IT'S A GREAT DAAAY!" |
|||
| 4. | That's What I Said | ||
|
Used as a substitute for that's what she said/that's what he said in certain instances: 1. You are alone, talking to yourself, and realize no one else is around to say "that's what s/he said" but it's such a good one you can't pass it up. 2. You are trying to seriously flirt and the other person is trying to be respectful/appropriate/otherwise no fun. 3. You are making fun of your own whorish tendencies to cheer someone up. 1. Having just returned from a great workout you proclaim to yourself, "That was long, rough, and I will probably be sore tomorrow but it was worth it!"
After realizing no one is around to take advantage of this opportunity, you can't help but hesitantly say, "That's what I said...?" 2. Person A making appropriate conversation about something: "It's pretty hard but I like a challenge." Person B in overly sexual tone: "That's what I said." 3. Someone in your group of close friends is in some real trouble and exclaims: "Fuck me!" You: "That's what I said!" Your friend: "Hahaha, that is a true story you ARE slutty...laughing makes me feel so much better about how screwed I am!" |
|||
| 5. | That's what | ||
|
The shortened version of That's what she said (aka TWSS), for use when in a professional setting. The benefit of saying "that's what" is that people who understand TWSS jokes will naturally fill in the implied "she said" whereas others will think nothing of the statement. Using "that's what" is superior to TWSS for three reasons. It's shorter to blurt out and therefore wittier (the "twiss" pronunciation is hardly understood yet), it's ambiguous and may refer to that's what he said without thinking about it beforehand, and it allows the user to easily brush it off as an accidental exclamation or the beginning of another sentence. May also occur accidentally at work or school after a weekend bachelor/bachelorette party where "That's what she said" jokes run rampant and the speaker catches themselves before the full phrase comes out. Boss, in a company meeting: "The product needs to grow bigger and faster to meet our customer's needs"
Employee, back from Vegas: "That's what - " (stops abruptly, friends snicker) Boss: "What was that?" Employee: "Oh, er... I was just going to say, 'that's what I was thinking' " Boss: "Excellent!" Professor: "Everyone did great on the midterm which concludes the first part of our semester. You're a third in already - and it's not even getting hard yet!" Student: "That's what..." (students laugh, but the professor ignores it because they generally ignore students anyway) |
|||
| 6. | That's Bitches | ||
|
Totally Super Swagged Out Awesomeness. An immediate response to a moment of greatness. 'That's Bitches' signifies a moment or feeling of happiness that a person experiences; from something they have seen, heard, or done letting others know it's super cool. (Not just normal cool) Not to be confused with the phrase "That Bitch" (Not to be used by haters) Little Timmy says " I just had a peppermint hot chocolate from Mc Some Burger Company and hated it. I was so mad I threw the money at the clerk and still drank the hot chocolate."
Whoever listens responds " That's Bitches right there. That's Fucking Bitches right there." |
|||
| 7. | that's what's up | ||
|
Something that is exciting, great, and agreeable.
cool the shit the bomb These are just a few synonyms. "You won a million dollars? That's what's up!"
|
|||
