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1. that's news to me!
What you say to somebody when they say something completely dumb. Must be said in a really sarcastic, annoying tone.
Phil-"Toni Braxton was born a man! She admitted it on Oprah."
Dave-"WOW! That's news to me!"

Janie-"Bush totally planned 9/11 to make himself look good!"
Pete-"That's news to me!"
by Nastina Aug 29, 2005 add a video
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